So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize