Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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