I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
as a side note pls kill me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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