hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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