we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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