We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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