So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
