gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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