Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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