I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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