jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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