I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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