I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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