It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
