And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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