she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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