if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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