you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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