doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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