If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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