My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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