covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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