we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
