Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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