She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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