whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
foreskin is a definite game changer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
