rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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