just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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