Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry feenie4567 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded

Fav 8 888 1144
share tweet
(606): View more from Kentucky

the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night

Fav 4 2281 934
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(843): View more from South Carolina

She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

Fav 14 7504 1455
share tweet
(402): View more from Nebraska

Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.

Fav 14 1214 4201
share tweet
(61): View more from Australia

I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY

Fav 1 1811 953
share tweet
(916): View more from California

He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.

Fav 12 876 5057
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.

Fav 11 1131 604
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(702): View more from Nevada

I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm

Fav 4 478 1009
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford

Fav 0 48 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT