do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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