hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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