Sry I called you an 8
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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