I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
