OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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