brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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