god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
