Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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