gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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