You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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