She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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