OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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