is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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