I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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