we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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