hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Your tits are I can't wait for
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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