Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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