You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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