We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
