it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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