I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
