I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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