im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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