we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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